Client asks: How long will the project take?

K2ConceptsK2Concepts Posts: 13,694Administrator El Jefe
Client: "How long will the project take?"
Creator: "About 6 weeks"
Client: "We don't have that time...I need it in TWO weeks"
Creator: "OK, we will do our best in that time"

(Video not by me btw)


  • norcalfranknorcalfrank Posts: 1,055Member ✭✭✭
    That really puts it into perspective!
  • WileECoyoteWileECoyote Posts: 6,839Member, Moderator, Business Ninja El Moderator
    Not only do they want it in ten seconds, they want you to use a crayon, and they have some cardboard in their recycling bin that would work as good as paper...
  • mielkewaygraphicsmielkewaygraphics Posts: 194Member, Business Ninja ✭✭✭
    But wait there's more. How about the guy that wan'ts a custom film. Dipped in some crazy taped off pattern, multiple colors then says, " nothing complicated. Just simple stuff". I almost slapped his **badword** right out the door. Then complained about the price along with the extra long 3 weeks lead time. Aeeeyaeeeyaa
    He left and said, "I'll try it myself first. I saw some videos and it looks pretty easy". I replied, Ok we sell paint too.... and when I have to fix your parts after you try it out, the price goes up. Have a nice day !.... lol..
  • K2ConceptsK2Concepts Posts: 13,694Administrator El Jefe
    Nothing tops mine from last week...yet...

    Guy calls Thursday night...I return the call Friday morning and he asks if I can dip ONE HINDRED (100) basketballs in a custom print by Monday...

  • smedlinsmedlin Posts: 2,051Member, Business Ninja ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dip a basketball???

    How would you go about dipping a basketball???
  • K2ConceptsK2Concepts Posts: 13,694Administrator El Jefe
    Hell if I know...I didn't even get to that
  • LibertymanLibertyman Posts: 967Member, Business Ninja ✭✭✭✭
    I could be dipped, just would have todo it in two dips, somebody out there dips bowling balls that way.
  • SaguaroSaguaro Posts: 31Member
    Need to have that on a loop as people walk in.
  • GunsnGuitarsGunsnGuitars Posts: 62Member ✭✭
    Roll dip it....the hard part is pushing it under the surface without it popping back up and smacking you right in the face! :-)
  • ShannonShannon Posts: 193Member ✭✭✭
    @NotSoFast great response to a typical turd burger
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